An eye for an eye... phone

See the future clearly.. on your new screen!


5/16/20241 min read

For those of you who aren't very familiar with the game Grand Theft Auto Online (GTA Online), if I were to describe it in one sentence, I'd say it's an open-world game for people who love chaos.

One thing I love about this game is that there are a lot of billboards around the city and they're all.. horrible. I personally, am obsessed with their billboards because my sense of humour is broken HAHA.

So one evening as I cruised around the city while laughing at the billboards with my boyfriend, he said "what if these billboards are real brands and not just parodies? Real brands but still with the same concept, dark humour, ya know?" and I immediately started giggling at my own thoughts because this very stupid headline just came out of nowhere in my head 😭

"Babe what if Apple collabs with some black market organ harvester and made an ad with the headline 'an eye for an eye.. phone'"


I started googling how much can you get for selling an eyeball. And lo and behold, IT IS AROUND THE SAME PRICE AS AN IPHONE 15 PRO MAX HAHA!